1. a mensage I just sent to my stepmom, who I rarely talk to: HOW DO I GET THE CAT TO STOP JUMPING ON THE TABLE WHEN I AM EATING 

  2. star wars female character meme [5 quotes]
    "trust me, my capacity for mayhem is undiminished."  (mara jade skywalker, rebel dream)

  3. cannibalspock:

    please newly human!odo getting slightly sick and acting like its the end of the world

    'DOCTOR THERES A MUCUS EXCRETING FROM MY NOSE AND MY FOREHEAD IS WARM YOU NEED TO QUARANTINE ME NOW I HAVE ANDORIAN PLAGUE'

    '…odo you have the flu'

  4. TIMOTHY: MY NAME IS ACTUALLY CHESTER BUT YES

  5. maplesuhtori:

    *talking to white*
    me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
    timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
    me: why did you pass the chinese
    exclusion act in 1882

  6. Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes your inner rhythm and that changes how you process everything.

    When I hear myself speak French, I look at myself differently. Certain aspects will feel closer to the way I feel or the way I am and others won’t. I like that—to tour different sides of yourself. I often find when looking at people who are comfortable in many languages, they’re more comfortable talking about emotional stuff in a certain language or political stuff in another and that’s really interesting, how people relate to those languages.

    — Francois Arnaud for Interview Magazine (via iraplastic)

  7. (Source: poorlydrawnlines.com)

  8. 1fishbluefish:

I don’t remember this episode

    1fishbluefish:

    I don’t remember this episode

  9. 
"Imagine your OTP sleeping together, with their baby/ies between them". (x)

    "Imagine your OTP sleeping together, with their baby/ies between them". (x)

    (Source: agameoftoonz)

  10. (Source: earth-song)